Issieism

We're off to a place called Pirate's Cove today. I tell the kids that. There's a little discussion about pirates, how they still exist in some parts of the world and so on.

'But there's none here, and there never were anyway', I tell them.

'No,' says Issie, 'it's too freezing cold.'

I must say, if I were a pirate I'd choose the Caribbean too....