Issieism

We're walking home tonight and Issie says....

"I'm so accident prone, if I had a dollar for every cut and bruise I'd had, I'd be a millionaire...."
"Hmm, you're not accident prone.  And anyway, a millionaire?" 
"Yes, a millionaire"
"So Issie, how many days have you been alive?"
We work it out.  8 years is about 3000 days so that means about 330 cuts and brusies each day.  I think someone would have arested Mummy and I by now.
"A thousand dollars every time.....??"

Maybe it's tough having a dad who insists on the numbers.....